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BEING UGLY IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING 

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bigrnac:

“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row

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do u wanna cuddle naked yes or yes 

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When someone calls me attractive image

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dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

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oknope:

i think my iPhone is broken.

i pressed the home button, but i’m still at school

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jarrodis:

single, not sure how to mingle

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icorly:

mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink

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